Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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