I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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