There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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