No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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