yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
