I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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