My friends, they love my intelligence
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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