doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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