Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we made out on top of his cat.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Pooping to opera.
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