I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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