I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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