I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize
