It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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