I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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