Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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