And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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