I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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