SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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