Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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