I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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