Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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