I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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