Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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