the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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