I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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