You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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