My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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