You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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