i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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