OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
