You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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