Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I lost the right to judge tonight
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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