Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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