bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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