Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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