If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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