She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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