spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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