When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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