my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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