I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
either way he was missing a nipple.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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