I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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