Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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