If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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