My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
You work out of a Hotel?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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