It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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