yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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