I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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