This is not my ceiling
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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