Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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