I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad