office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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