just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
All I want is dick and wine.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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