Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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I need a burrito and a hug.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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