do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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